Hindi Gaalis and their Meaning

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Mader chod: Mother fucker
Bhen chod: Sister fucker
Bhai chod: Brother fucker
Beti chod: Daughter fucker
Bakri chod: Goat fucker
Bhosad chod: Pussy fucker
Rand chod: Whore fucker
Bhadhava: Pimp


Bhosadike (bhosdika, bhosdike): Born from a rotten pussy (literally: from the rotten earth)
Badir: Idiot
Badirchand: Idiot
Char so bis: Cheater, liar, fraudster (literally: 420, the number of the Indian penal code dealing with cheaters, fraud, etc)
Chodu: Fucker
Chusnawali/Chusnawala: Cocksucker (female/male)
Chutiya (chutia, chutiyah): Fucker, bastard
Chut, choot: pussy, vagina
Chutan: Fucker
Gaand: Ass
Gaandu, ghondoo: Asshole, born from an ass, faggot (literally: one who gets his ass fucked)
Gadha: Idiot (literally: Donkey)
Ghelchodia: Idiot
Bakland: Idiot
Loda, Lauda, Lawda, lavde, lavda: penis, dick, cock
Lund: Penis, dick, cock
Mammey (mumm-aye): Breasts
Hug, hugna, hugnaa: to shit
Hijra (hijde): Gay, Transsexual
Kaamchor: Lazy person (literally: work thief)
Khota: Donkey
Kuttiya: Bitch
Paad: fart
Rundi: Hooker
Saala: idiot (literally: brother-in-law)
Saala kutta: Bloody dog
Saali kutti: Bloody bitch
Sali Kuta: Stupid Bastard
Sali Kutti: Stupid Bitch
Tatti: Shit
Kamina: bastard
kuthi for girl, kutha for guy (means b!tch)
bandhar: monkey
Apni gaand mein muthi daal: Put your fist up your ass
Apni lund choos: Go and suck your own dick
Apni ma ko ja choos: Go suck your mom
Bandaa: Semi-dick
Bhen ke laude: Sister’s dick, dick for your sister
Bhen ke takke: Go and suck your sister’s balls
Abla naari tera buble bhaari: woman, your tits are huge
BhonsRi-Waalaa: You fucker
Bhadwe ka awlat: Son of a pimp
Bhains ki aulad: Son of a buffalo
Buddha Khoosat: Old fart
Buhtah-nee ka: Son of a Witch
Backarchodu: Goat-fucker
Bhadkhau: One who takes commission from a prostitute
Bol teri gand kaise maru: let me know how to fuck you in the ass
Booblay: Boobs
Bur ki chatani: Ketchup of cunt
Bumchod: Ass fucker
Carrom board: Flat-chested
Chhola Phudakna: Throbbing clit
Chunni: Clit
Chinaal: Whore
Chodra: Fucker
Chodu bhagat: Fucking asshole
Choochii: Breasts
Chudai khana: Whore house
Chudan chudai: Fucking games
Chut ka pujari: pussy worshipper (literally: priest who worships pussy)
Chut ka bhoot: Vaginal Ghost
Choot ke bhoot Vaginal ghost
Chup Ke: Shut Up
Chup Ke Chut Hai: Shut the Fuck up
chup karo (shut up)
chut karo (do the cunt)
Chodela: Fucked up
Chut marike (chut mari ke): Idiot, fucked up
Chut ke pasine mein talay huye bhajiye: Snack fried in pussy sweat
Chut ke dhakkan: Pussy lid
Chut ke gulam: Pussy whipped (literally: slave to the pussy)
Chutiya ka bheja ghas khane gaya hai: (literally: idiot’s brain has gone to eat grass; comparing someone to a stupid ruminant animal)
Choot marani ka: Pussy whipped
Choot ka baal: Hair of vagina
Chipkali ke jhaat ke baal: Lizard’s cunt hairs
Chipkali ke jhaat ke paseene: Sweat of Lizard’s pubic hair
Chipkali ke gaand ke pasine: Sweat of a lizard’s ass
Chipkali ke chut ke pasine: Sweat of reptiles cunt
Chipkali ki bhigi chut: Wet pussy of a wall lizard
Chinaal ke gadde ke nipple ke baal ke joon: Prostitute’s breast’s nipple’s hair’s lice
Chullu bhar muth mein doob mar: Drown yourself in a handful of semen
Cuntmama: Vaginal uncle
Chhed: Vagina (literally ‘hole’)
Fatay huay lundtopi ka: result Result of a torn condom
Fate condom ka natije: Result of ruptured condom
Gaand ka makhan: Butter from the ass
Gaand main lassan: Garlic in ass
Gaand main danda: Stick in ass
Gaand main keera: Bug up your ass
Gaand marau: Person who gets fucked up the ass
Gaand marna: to take advantage of someone (literally: to fuck someone in the ass)
Gaand mein bambu: A bamboo up your ass
Gaandmasti: Extra playfulness (rude term)
Gaandfat: Busted ass
Gaandkate Kutte: A dog with his ass scooped out
GPL (Gaand pe laat): to kick someone out (literally: kick in ass)
Ghasti / gashti / gasti / ghassad: Hooker
Goti muh mein hai: my balls have popped up to my mouth
Gote kitne bhi bade ho, lund ke niche hi rehte hai: However big the balls might be, they have to stay beneath the penis
Hamari le rahe hai: They are screwing us (literally: they are taking ours)
Hazaar lund teri gaand main: Thousand dicks in your ass
Haraam Zaada: Bastard
Haraami: Bastard
Ing ge pan di kut teh: You are a pig
Jaa Apni Bajaa: Go fuck yourself
Jab tu paida hua tho aagey se ya peechey se nikla tha chutiya?: When you were born, did you come out from the front or the back?
Januwar: Animal
Jhaat chaatu: Pubic hair licker
Jhat ke baal: Pubic hair
Jhaat ka bhaaji: Pubic hair fried with vegetables
Jhalla: gay Faggot, fairy
Jhaant ke pissu: Bug of pubic hair
Kaam ho gaya: to have gotten laid (literally: work has been completed)
Kadak maal: Hot girl (literally: hard goods)
Kahe ko kha raha hai chut ki chapati aur lund ka beja?: Why are boring me with all this useless narrative?
Kali Choot Ke Safaid Jhaat: White hair of a black pussy
Kali Chut ka Safaid Jhaat: White hair of a black pussy
Katla (cutlu, kat lund): someone who’s dick has been cut; circumcised. this term is mostly used to denigrate Muslims
Khotey ki aulda: Son of donkey
KLPD (Khade Lund Pe Dhoka): sexual frustration, blue balls; a letdown, a disappointment (literally: fraud on an erect penis, getting no sex when your dick is up)
Kutte ka awlat: Son of a dog
Kutte ka beej: Semen of a dog
Kutte ki jat: Breed of dog
Kutte ke tatte: Dog’s balls
Kutte ke poot, teri maa ki choot: Son of a dog, your mother’s pussy
Kya kadak hai ye: What a hot girl she is (literally: kadak=hard)
Kya maal hai ye: What a hot girl she is (literally: maal=goods)
Lavde ke bal: Hair on your penis
Lund Chus: Suck dick
Lund choosu: Cock sucker
Lund fakir (lund fakeer): one who begs for sex (literally: saint of dicks, beggar’s dick)
Lund fekh ke maroonga toh tera poora khandan chud jayega chutmarike
Lund ka bheja: Brain of penis
Lund pe chad ja: Go ride a dick
Lund pe thand hai: Even my dicks absolutely cool! (I don’t care)
Lund Ke Pasine: Sweat of dick
Lund ka shorba: Semen of dick
Lundoos: Born into this world from a dick
Lavander: Dick head
Lavde ke baal: Dick hair
Maa ke bable: Mother’s breasts
Maa ke bhadwe: Mother’s pimp
Maa ke bhadve: Mom’s pimp
Ma chudi: Mother’s fucked
Mangachinamun: Idiot
Mein teri maa ko liya tha uski suhaag raat pei: I had your mother on her wedding night.
Mein teri maa ko teri bhen ki choot mein chodoonga aur tera baap laltern lekar aayega: I will fuck your mom in your sister’s cunt and your dad will bring a lantern.
Mera ganna mere dil se bada hai: My penis is bigger than my heart
Mere pass nile rang ke gend hai: I have blue balls
Meri Gand Ka Khatmal: Bug of my Ass
Meri lundh choos: Suck my dick
Mere Chuus Maro: Suck my dick
Mera chunni choos: Suck my clit
Lo, mera lund anpi behen ko de do, agar khud na chod paya: Take my dick and give it to your sister if you can’t fuck her yourself
Mera lungi me havas ki aag lagi hai: My underpants are burning with lust
Mujhe aap ko chodna hai: I want to fuck you
Mujhe aap ko lagana hai: I want to fuck you (literally: I want to touch you)
Mujhe aap ko thokna hai: I want to fuck you (literally: I want to hammer you)
Mujhe aap ki chut chahiye: I want your pussy
Mujhe chut chahiye: I want pussy
Mujhe chut marni hai: I am hitting that pussy
Mujhe chodne ki bhukh hai: I hunger to fuck
Mujhe hugnaa hai: I have to take a shit
Mujhe jor ki lagi hai, mujhe jor ki buhkh lagi hai: I have to take a shit (literally: the shit is ready to come out in strength)
Mujhe peshaab karna hai: I have to take a piss
Mujhe tumhe chodna: I want to fuck you
Mujhe tumhe lagana: I want to fuck you (literally: I want to touch you)
Mujhe tumhe thokna: I want to fuck you (literally: I want to hammer you)
Mujhe usko chodna hai: I will fuck that one
Mujhe (insert name here) ko chodna hai: I want to fuck (insert name here)
Moot; Mootna: Piss off
Mutar: pee
Muth maar: Go piss
Muth marna, mooth marna, mutth marna: Masturbate (literally: use your fist)
Mutthal: one who masturbates
Na chhot, na chooche, nakhre noor jahan ke!: No pussy, no boobs, and still behaves like a princess!
Najayaz: Illegitimate
Najayaz paidaish: Illegitimately born
Nimbu sharbat: Flat-chested
Paadu kaun: who farted?
Padma: Fat Bitch
Parichod: Angel fucker
Phatele Nirodh ke Natije: Your are the result of a torn condom
Pucchi: Pussy
Randhwa (or randwa) Male prostitute
Raand ka jamai: Son-in-law of a whore
Raandi baajer: Whore fucker
Rubber bhosda: Rubber pussy
Rundi apni chut leka ana: Whore, bring your pussy
Rundi ka bacha: Son of a whore
Rundi ki bachi: Daughter of a whore
Rundi ko chowd: Screw a hooker
Rundi khana: whore house
Rundi ko chowd: Go fuck a prostitute
Rundi ke tatti pe biathne wala makhi: Fly sitting on a whore’s shit
Rundi ki tatti pe baithne waali makkhi: The fly that sits on the ass of a whore
Raand ka pati: Husband of a whore
Sadi hui gaand: Stinking ass
Soover: Pig (Very offensive to Muslims)
Sewwer ki bachi: Son of pig
Suwwar; Sooar Pig
Suwwar ka bachcha Son of a pig
Suwwar ki bachchi Daughter of a pig
Suwwar ke lund Dick of a pig
Suwwariya Female Pig
Tatti Shit; Stool
Tatte Masalna: Ball smashing/crushing
Tera baap ki chut aur maa ke laude: Your father’s cunt and your mother’s dick
Teri behen ka lavda rubber ka: Your sister has a dick made of rubber!
Teri gaand main kute ka lund: A dog’s dick in your ass
Teri ma gandi rundi: Your mother is a filthy whore
Teri ma chadha ka lund choos: Your mother sucks donkey dick
Teri maa ki bimaar badboodar choot: Your mom’s diseased smelly cunt
Teri maa ki phudi guy ki hai: Your mother has a cow’s pussy
Teri maa ka bhosda: Your mother’s breasts
Teri maa ki chut: Your mother’s pussy
Teri maa ki choot me hathi ka dum: An elephant’s trunk in you mother’s cunt
Teri maa ki chut mein chatri leke hgus jaunga aur khol dunga: I will enter your mother’s pussy with an umbrella and open it there.
Teri maa ki chut mai sabka lund: Everyone’s dick in your mom’s pussy
Tere adha Nirodh mein rah gaya: The rest of you was left in the condom
Teri maa ki gaand ki baal mein jalaay hue, maarey hue chupkili ki unday: There are burnt, dead lizard eggs in the hair around your mother’s ass.
Teri ma ki bund mein chaarpai bichhake teri bhen ko chodun: I will put a bed in your mother’s cunt and fuck your sister on it.
Tere baap ki chut mai teri maa ka land: Your mother’s penis in your father’s vagina
Teri Jhanten Kaat kar tere mooh par laga kar unki french beard bana doonga: I will cut your pubic hair and stick them on your face and make a goatee on your face.
Tere maa ko sau kutte chode – sau wa tera baap: Your mom got fucked by 100 dogs – the 100th one being your dad
Teri gand Mein Haathi Ka Lund: Elephant’s dick in your ass
Tere gaand mein keede paday: May worms infest your ass-hole
Terey baad di gaand wich dhanda gussa ker rakdhungi: I am going to put a pill in your damn ass.
Teri mi di kussi mey tera sarra khandan ko ggussa ker rakhdoungi: I’m going to put your whole family in your mom’s ass.
Teri Biwiko Theri Saamne Chodhunga: I will fuck your wife in front of you
Toota hua lund: Broken dick
Tor mai ke chodho: Get back in your mother’s womb
Toto: Penis
Tum chutiya ho: You are an idiot
Tumhare do panv ke bich me khajana hai voh mujhe chahiye: I want the treasure there between your two legs
Ullu ke pathe: Idiot (lit. son of an owl)
Ulloo ka patthaa Owl’s Son; Stupid
Ulloo Choda Stupid; Fucked by an Owl
Uska kaam kya: did you fuck her? (literally: did you work her?)
Aand Testes; Balls
Aandal With Big Testes
Aandu Stupid
Aandupana Stupidity
Asal Ka Born by the real father
Asal ka chuda Born by the real father
Bahenchod Sister Fucker
Bahen ka loda Dick for the Sister
Bahen ki choot Sister’s pussy
Bhosdaa Very Wide Pussy
Bhosdi ka / Bhosdi wala Man with pussy; Asshole
Bhadwa; Bhaand Pimp
Bund; (B-u-nd) Asshole
Bund maraa le Fuck your Asshole
Bur; Boor Pussy
Chhaati Breasts or Chest
Choot / Chut Vagina
Chootad Buttocks; Hips
Chootadchod Butt Fucker
Chootiya Stupid
Chootiyapanti; Chootiyaapa Stupidity
Choochi Tit; Breast
Chudaai Fuck
Chudi Fucked
Chudwana Let Fuck herself
Chull Uthna Urge for sex
Chodnaa To Fuck
Chudaai Khaana Who make living from fucking; pimp
Chudaai Khaani Prostitute
Dhee ka lund Dick for the Daughter
Dhee chod Daughter Fucker
Dheela lund Loose Dick
Fuddi Pussy
Gaand Asshole (definition)
Gaand Maarna To Fuck in the Ass
Gaandu Asshole (person)
Gastee; Gusti Prostitute
Gundmaraa Ass Fucked (man)
Gundmari Ass Fucked (lady)
Haraamjaada Son of Unknown father
Haraamjaadi Daughter ” ” ” ”
Haraamkhor; Haraam ke khaane wale Who eat from the money generated from bad sources.
Haraam ki chudi Fucked by someone other then Husband.
Haraam ka chuda Son of Unknown father
Hijdaa; Hijraa Impotent
Janam jala / Janam jali Cursed; Unlucky
Jhaant Pubic hair; Genital Hairs
Jhaant ka baal One Pubic Hair; “Nothing Compared to me”
Jhaant Ukhaadna Pay Least Harm; Hurt a Bit
Jhad jaana Jerk; Cum
Jhaad diya Jerked
Jhund Insult
Jhandu Stupid
Kutchudi Fucked by Dogs
Kutta Dog
Kutiya Bitch
Kutte ka lund Dick of a Dog
Kutte ke pilley Son of a Dog
Kutiya ke pilley Son of a Bitch
Khasmanu khaani Husband’s Killer; Prostitute
Ladkichod Daughter Fucker
Landait With Cock
Lodu; Lodoo Stupid; Nonsense
Londiyachod Daughter fucker
Maadarchod Mother Fucker
Maa ki choot Mother’s Pussy
Maa ke laude Dick for Mother
Maa chudaa Let your Mother Fuck
Maal Semen; Babe
Mast Maal Real Babe
Maha Gaandu Great Asshole
Paagal; Paggal; Pagali Mad
Paagal choda Stupid; Fucked by a Mad
Pisaab; Peshaab Piss; Pee
Potty To Shit
Raand Whore
Raapchik Blonde; Babe
Rakhail Keep; Little Wife
Rundee Prostitute
Seal Bund / Seal Pack Virgin
Sarkandi Lady who masturbates with things like wood
Virya; Veerya
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